I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
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drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
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not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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