i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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