i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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