My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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