cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
You told him you were auditioning guys for your new show: "So You Think You Can Fuck."
Best pick-up line ever!
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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