I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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