she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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