i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
It's no shave November. This is our time.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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