Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
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He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
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I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
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