somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
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I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
The chlamydia really affected his face.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
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See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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