Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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