Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
New policy: when a woman uses the word blowjob in a sentence within 5 minutes of meeting her, you buy her a drink.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
Of course I have a pirate flag
you're hired as official boob wrangler
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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