The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
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