I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
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