we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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