Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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