Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
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I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
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Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
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