So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
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As long as you're not dating white guys again.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
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I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
You're breaking my sexual little heart
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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