Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
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