he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
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Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
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We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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