Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
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