STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
When the vodka monkeys are playing a drum solo in my skull tomorrow, remind me I tried to sterilize my body from the inside with titos
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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