Who wears a wallet chain?!
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
Everything about him screamed your future.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
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