its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
Randomize
