Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
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So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
I stared at his lazy eye for so long, he thought I had one too. Then we bonded over our lazy eyes. I had to fake one all night. My head is fucking killing me. NEVER pretend to have a lazy eye.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
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I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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