Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
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Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
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No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
Why do guys insist on chatting me up this early in the morning? I'm just like "Dude, I look like the bastard child of Einstein and a troll doll. Let me eat my Hot Pocket in peace."
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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