we're blogging at a bar
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
He did a backflip because drugs
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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