Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
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Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
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My boob is missing a layer of skin
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
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