so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
Randomize
