I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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