hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
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