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can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
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the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
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Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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