Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
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