He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
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they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
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He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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