i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
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