so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
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My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
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I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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