All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
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I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
You were upset that she was flirting with your boyfriend so I thought the best game plan was to show her my boobs and get her to make out with me instead. I am the greatest friend on absinthe.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
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I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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