Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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