Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
The gyno waiting room is so strange because the pregnant woman next to me is making a PowerPoint of her pregnant photo shoot with her husband and I’m sitting here trying to figure out from Instagram who I had sex with on Sunday lol
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