its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
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Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
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It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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