did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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