I molested 6 butterflies tonight
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I'm too high and old for this...
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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