Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
Sorry my hands just texted you
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
Randomize
