Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
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Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
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I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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