Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Just checked my missed calls... why did you call me 37 times from 2:14 to 3:58?
you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
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