Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
If that was your dad, he is hot
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
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in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
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Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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