there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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