At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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