We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
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corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
You should frame my arrest warrant.
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Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
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