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she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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