i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
Randomize
