he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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