My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
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