somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
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