He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
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A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
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Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
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