You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
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